2012 is pretty much dead. Add another hash mark on the wall. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the dawning of the new era. 2013 is literally creeping around the corner and I still don’t have anything to wear to the imaginary NYE ball I’m attending with my handsome prince. Fuuuuuucccccckkkkk.
Well in reality I’ve got shows lined up before and after the new year. It’s like I’m busy and talented and people love live entertainment or something.
First off I will be suiting up Terminator style at Zircus Erotiques Tit’s the End of the World… Literally the Only Show in Town
December 28th at the Lodge in Santa Fe!
Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company Presents
"Tit’s the End of the World… Literally the Only Show in Town" A post-apocalyptic burlesque tale full of tease, tassels, and tumultuous turmoil! Come see what’s left on after the world ends!
Scheduled to appear:
MC Xavier Winter
Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company, Santa Fe, NM- Doutelle, Mena Domina, Nyree Nyx, Koo Koo La Rue, Madam Lennox and Tawdry Rugburn
Gilded Cage Burlesk, Albuquerque, NM
Burlesque Noir, Albuquerque, NM
Godiva Blue – Albuquerque,NM
Intoxi Kate – Albuquerque,NM
Friday, December 28, 2012:
The Lodge Santa Fe 750 North St. Francis Dr. Santa Fe, NM
Doors open at 8 P.M., show starts at 9 P.M.
Tickets are $15 General Seating and $20 V.I.P.
This is an 18 and up event
Advance Tickets are available athttp://www.zeburleque.com/
If I wake up after January 1st, Burlesque Noir is having a super amazing fundraiser show at the Cell Theater. It is an 18+ show so that means I can bang someone who is 12 years younger than me. I’m ready. Bring it.
Burlesque Noir’s Traveling Tassels Fundraiser SHOW!
7:30 – 10:30 January 5th 2013
Albuquerque’s own award winning Burlesque troupe, Burlesque Noir, will be hosting a Traveling Tassels Fundraiser Show on Saturday, January 5th, 2013!! We hope you will join us in celebration of our 2012 accomplishments and 2013 goals to attend national burlesque festivals and competitions in Colorado and Abroad.
Age 18+. $10 at the door. Free Raffle Ticket w. Entry!!!
The Cell Theatre. 700 1st st. N.W Alb, NM. 87102.
Proceeds will benefit Burlesque Noirs’ Traveling Team traveling expenses for 2013!
Burlesque Performances by:
Burlesque Noir Traveling Team
Mary Jane Monroe
More performers TBA
MC Xavier Wyntir
Show followed by Raffle Drawing, DJ Brian Botkiller, and dancing!! Come dance with us!!!
Raffle Prizes Include:
Pasties and Fascinator by Cookie Fortune
Handmade Jewelry by local artists
Crafty Cupcakes (that’s right Cupcakes!)
Burlesque Classes w/Burlesque Beauties of Burlesque Noir
Diva Von Teese Burlesque Book
Roller Derby Tickets!
$200 in Salon Services from Pin It Up Hair Studio
Thanks to our fans for your help earlier this year at our Bikini Bash Bonanza!! We utilized funds raised and attended Austin’s Texas Burlesque Festival and brought home to ABQ a trophy, and title, "Best Ensemble."
Your contribution helps us spread our love around the country. Litterally. I’ve probably got 5 illegitimate babies by now.
Next up, January 8th I’ll be celebrating the birth of everyone’s favorite hostess with the moistest ANNGORA!
Vagrant Variety/Happy bday @anngora
MUSIC * POETRY * BURLESQUE * BELLY * COMEDY * SIDESHOW
Happy birthday to the fabulously bullet-proof most original gorgeous MC of AnarKomedy, co-host of Dream Date Comedy, the lovely @anngora!
Dead On Point Five
Daisy De Vill
Genevive Garcia De Mueller
After that, February 14th I’ll be performing at the Launchpad in the opening night of the Southwest Burlesque Showcase.
We have Michelle L’Amour and Jo Boobs headlining. Yeah it should be a good show.
http://www.kimotickets.com/event/126881 Tickets are on sale now. Go get yours. More info when the date gets closer.
So my beer is getting cold. Have a safe and happy holiday loves. I’ll see you on the other side.