Welcome Back. It’s the Post Burlesque Hall of Fame Post

Posted on June 6, 2013 by The General

Hi!

I finally have my wits about me to give you a quick run down of my first experience at the Burlesque Hall of Fame that happened last weekend in Las Vegas.

This was a mighty exhausting but mind blowing experience.
The acts that were great were phenomenal.
The acts that were bad were down right terrible.
Seeing Lou Lou D’vil’s award winning act and seeing her be crowned the 2013 reigning queen of burlesque was absolutely stunning/amazing/fantastic/surreal
Seeing Ray Gunn perform and take the crown as king of burlesque moved me
Seeing Roxi D’Lite perform her cyr wheel act just about blew my mind and I can’t function properly because of it. IT’S ALL I THINK ABOUT!!!
Sharing the stage with my best friend in a touching and fucking bad ass tribute number to Sparkly Devil, along with Tigger! and Jo Boobs was also a surreal/fantastic/mind blowing experience. THANK YOU THANK YOU!
Walking past Dita Von Teese and Catherine D’Lish backstage was just…I can’t form words to describe that surreal/awkward moment

It really feels surreal and I have moments of ” did that really just happen?”

I’m exhausted. My mind and my bank account are wiped but it was worth it. I learned so much. I saw so many people I look up to and got to hang out and party with amazing people that I am happy to call friends. Till next year!

VEGAS BABY!

Posted on May 29, 2013 by The General

Quick post.

I survived the Show Me Burlesque and Vaudeville Festival in St, Louis. Them fuckers can throw down and know how to put on a show.

Right now I am furiously packing to jet off to Las Vegas for my first ever Burlesque Hall of Fame. I’m super stocked and I’m going with the best friends/guides/muses a showgirl could ask for, Kitty Irreverent and Holly Rebelle.

The best way to get a glimpse is to follow my twitters, Facebook and Instagram posts.

Oh look here they are!

Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/generalblackery

Facebook: http://wwww.facebook.com/generalblackery

Instagram: http://wwww.instagram.com/generalblackery

Lots of shady shit from Show Me was posted on instagram and facebook, so you know, get on that.

Here’s some hashtags too: #bhof13 #burlesquehall #dirtyrottenshowgirls #shadyshit #whatwouldnomimalonedo #bestworstbehavior

I’m sure there will be others.

Stayed tuned for upcoming events in June. More classes.More shows. More cars. More hoes.

Upcoming Events

Posted on April 4, 2013 by The General

Holy shit snacks. I haven’t posted since last year. Ooops. I guess I really have been busy and I’m only getting busier. Here’s what is coming up in my world.

Friday April 5th 2013

Burlesque Noir is teaching classes with the NM Burlesque Academy and we are hosting Ladies Night Out parties. Our first party is this Friday.

Spend an evening letting loose with friends and getting to know your inner burlesque dancer! The evening includes:
2 hour class taught by Holly Rebelle on using a feather boa
snacks and refreshments
goody bag with pasties,Topstick and other treats!
Please wear comfortable form fitting clothes, like what you might wear to a yoga class, and bring a pair of high heeled shoes. Women 21 and over are welcome and no previous dance training is needed — just a desire to have fun!
Price: $50 (this price includes your own feather boa that you will be able to take home!)
Sign up at www.burlesquenoir.com

- click the link for Ladies Night Out!

If you have ever wanted to take a quick shimmy at burlesque now is your chance. Feel free to pass this info around to any interested ladies you know!

Saturday April 6th 2013

HOOLIGANS PRESENTS – CIRCUS OF SIN BURLESQUE SHOW FEATURING DIRTY DEEDS BURLESQUE TROUPE AND BANDS SHIT HAPPENS INC | CAUSTIC LYE | SOUL HAVEN.

I’ll be hosting. Burlesque Noir’s own Mary Jane Monroe will be making a guest appearance. I also have tickets that I am selling. Come get them from me.

Saturday April 27th 2013

PRIDE & Equality Magazine Presents the Fierce Singles Party

Celebrating the first annual Fierce Singles Issue (March-April 2013), PRIDE & Equality magazine invites you to meet the community’s most eligible singles at what is sure to be the fiercest event of the year.
PRIDE & Equality magazine presents The Fierce Singles Party on Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 7pm at Hotel Andaluz Downtown – 125 2nd Street Northwest. The Casablanca Room will be headquarters to the hottest singles in the GLBT community, along with the hottest music to dance the night away. The Singles Auction will be held to benefit N’MPower. Appetizers will be served and a cash bar will be available.
The night will be hosted by comedian, writer and Celebrity Ambassador of Great Face and Body, Lucas Corvatta.
Tickets are $25 – 21 and older. Sponsored by PRIDE & Equality magazine and Hotel Andaluz.
This year’s Fierce Singles are:
Alfredo Urbina
Curtis Billie
Jesus Zapata
Marcos Sedillo
Jason Shanley
Leon P. Zambrano
Candace Faye Lucero
Angela Hernandez
Minimum bid starting at $10 and the highest winning bid gets FIRST CHOICE on which dinner and after-dinner activity you and your date will do! Tickets are on sale now at http://holdmyticket.com/event/132299

.I’ll be taking it off and entertaining this hot party. Come check it out!

Friday May 3rd 2013

Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company
Presents "Cinco De Mayhem"
Burlesque Show
May 3, 2013
Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company presents
"Cinco De Mayhem"
will take place Friday, May 3rd at The Lodge in Santa Fe. This event is a burlesque show to kick off Cinco de Mayo weekend.
Special Guest:
Armitage Shanks, the Carny Preacher!
Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company, Santa Fe, NM- Doutelle, Mena Domina, Nyree Nyx, Tawdry Rugburn, Lola Brown
featuring guests:
Gilded Cage Burlesk, Albuquerque, NM – Vivian MirAnn, LezMerize
Burlesque Noir, Albuquerque, NM – Holly Rebelle, General Blackery
IntoxiKate – Albuquerque, NM
Godiva Blue – Albuquerque,NM
RiRi SynCyr – Albuquerque, NM
And More!
"This is the return of our 2nd annual "Cinco De Mayhem " burlesque show. It kicks of Cinco de Mayo weekend with a night full of crazy, raunchy and ridiculous burlesque and performance! You can expect to see some unexpected and less than traditional burlesque. This is not your night of classic fan dance and gracefully moving sparkled dancers ………This is CINCO DE MAYHEM!!! "
Ticket and Show Information
Friday, May 3, 2013:
Burlesque Show;
The Lodge Santa Fe 750 North St. Francis Dr. Santa Fe, NM
Doors open at 8 P.M., show starts at 9 P.M.
Tickets are $15 General Seating and $20 V.I.P.
This is an 18 and up event
Advance Tickets are available atHYPERLINK "http://www.zeburlesque.com/

"http://www.zeburlesque.com/

Later in May I’ll be jetting off to St. Louis with Burlesque Noir for the Show-Me Burlesque Festival.

Following that I’ll be in Colorado for the 4th Annual Colorado Burlesque Festival.

Save the date for July 26th. Burlesque Noir has a show in the works to make the summer even hotter.

Somewhere in there I’ll be teaching my Bump Grind and Werk It class with NM Burlesque Academy. Oooh you know you wanna get that coochie sweat!

Fuuuccccccckkkk I’m busy!

Tonight! Don’t spend Valentine’s Alone.

Posted on February 14, 2013 by The General

Come on down to the Launchpad for a sexy good time. Tonight is the Southwest Burlesque Showcase Opening Party. I’m performing. Come to it!

Here’s the details:

Opening Party for SWBS
Headliner — Black Mariah (Dallas, TX)
MC — Cherry Jubilee (Albuquerque, NM)

Tickets on Sale Now!
https://holdmyticket.com/checkout/event/122980

Featuring Performances by:

Annie O’Roar & Tony Travis (Albuquerque, NM)
Aya Fontaine (Las Vegas, NV)
Doutelle (Santa Fe, NM)
General Blackery (Albuquerque, NM)
Godiva Bleu ((Albuquerque, NM)
Holly Amorous (Colorado Springs, CO)
Kitty Sangria (Las Cruces, NM)
La Rosa Muerta (Las Vegas, NV)
Mallificient Allure (Albuquerque, NM)
Mary Jane Monroe (Albuquerque, NM)
Matt Finish (Tucson, AZ)
Mischa Mischief (Albuquerque, NM)
Natasha Noir (Tucson, AZ)
Nyree Nyx (Santa Fe, NM)
Sugar Shagmore (Las Vegas, NV)
Zircus Erotique (Santa Fe, NM)

Check it out!

And here we are again.

Posted on December 23, 2012 by The General

2012 is pretty much dead. Add another hash mark on the wall. Welcome, welcome, welcome to the dawning of the new era. 2013 is literally creeping around the corner and I still don’t have anything to wear to the imaginary NYE ball I’m attending with my handsome prince. Fuuuuuucccccckkkkk.

Well in reality I’ve got shows lined up before and after the new year. It’s like I’m busy and talented and people love live entertainment or something.

First off I will be suiting up Terminator style at Zircus Erotiques Tit’s the End of the World… Literally the Only Show in Town

December 28th at the Lodge in Santa Fe!

Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company Presents
"Tit’s the End of the World… Literally the Only Show in Town" A post-apocalyptic burlesque tale full of tease, tassels, and tumultuous turmoil! Come see what’s left on after the world ends!
Scheduled to appear:
MC Xavier Winter
Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company, Santa Fe, NM- Doutelle, Mena Domina, Nyree Nyx, Koo Koo La Rue, Madam Lennox and Tawdry Rugburn
Gilded Cage Burlesk, Albuquerque, NM
Burlesque Noir, Albuquerque, NM
Godiva Blue – Albuquerque,NM
Intoxi Kate – Albuquerque,NM
Kevin Atkinson
And More!
Friday, December 28, 2012:
The Lodge Santa Fe 750 North St. Francis Dr. Santa Fe, NM
Doors open at 8 P.M., show starts at 9 P.M.
Tickets are $15 General Seating and $20 V.I.P.
This is an 18 and up event
Advance Tickets are available athttp://www.zeburleque.com/

If I wake up after January 1st, Burlesque Noir is having a super amazing fundraiser show at the Cell Theater. It is an 18+ show so that means I can bang someone who is 12 years younger than me. I’m ready. Bring it.

Burlesque Noir’s Traveling Tassels Fundraiser SHOW!

7:30 – 10:30 January 5th 2013

Albuquerque’s own award winning Burlesque troupe, Burlesque Noir, will be hosting a Traveling Tassels Fundraiser Show on Saturday, January 5th, 2013!! We hope you will join us in celebration of our 2012 accomplishments and 2013 goals to attend national burlesque festivals and competitions in Colorado and Abroad.
Age 18+. $10 at the door. Free Raffle Ticket w. Entry!!!
The Cell Theatre. 700 1st st. N.W Alb, NM. 87102.
Proceeds will benefit Burlesque Noirs’ Traveling Team traveling expenses for 2013!
Burlesque Performances by:
Burlesque Noir Traveling Team
Holly Rebelle
Joy Coy
Mary Jane Monroe
General Blackery
Machina Tigre
Special Guests:
Godiva Bleu
Intoxi Kate
Mallificent Allure
Cherry Jubilee
More performers TBA
MC Xavier Wyntir
Show followed by Raffle Drawing, DJ Brian Botkiller, and dancing!! Come dance with us!!!
Raffle Prizes Include:
Pasties and Fascinator by Cookie Fortune
Handmade Jewelry by local artists
Crafty Cupcakes (that’s right Cupcakes!)
Burlesque Classes w/Burlesque Beauties of Burlesque Noir
Diva Von Teese Burlesque Book
Roller Derby Tickets!
$200 in Salon Services from Pin It Up Hair Studio
Thanks to our fans for your help earlier this year at our Bikini Bash Bonanza!! We utilized funds raised and attended Austin’s Texas Burlesque Festival and brought home to ABQ a trophy, and title, "Best Ensemble."

Your contribution helps us spread our love around the country. Litterally. I’ve probably got 5 illegitimate babies by now.

Next up, January 8th I’ll be celebrating the birth of everyone’s favorite hostess with the moistest ANNGORA!

Vagrant Variety/Happy bday @anngora

MUSIC * POETRY * BURLESQUE * BELLY * COMEDY * SIDESHOW
Happy birthday to the fabulously bullet-proof most original gorgeous MC of AnarKomedy, co-host of Dream Date Comedy, the lovely @anngora!

Music
Dead On Point Five

Burlesque
General Blackery
Joy Koy
Daisy De Vill

Poetry
Hakim Bellamy
Nate Maxon
Belly Dance
Ketura
Asha

Stand-Up Comedy
Jason Green
James Morrow
Drew Wayne
AJ Martinez
Joe Quesada
Genevive Garcia De Mueller
Cyrus Moses
Eddie Stephens

After that, February 14th I’ll be performing at the Launchpad in the opening night of the Southwest Burlesque Showcase.

We have Michelle L’Amour and Jo Boobs headlining. Yeah it should be a good show.

http://www.kimotickets.com/event/126881 Tickets are on sale now. Go get yours. More info when the date gets closer.

So my beer is getting cold. Have a safe and happy holiday loves. I’ll see you on the other side.

XOXOX

The Bawdy Beggars Roadshow and Holly Rebelle’s Birthday Bash!

Posted on December 4, 2012 by The General

So this weekend is HUGE!

Check it, I’ll be performing this Friday night at the Launchpad for the Bawdy Beggar’s Roadshow from St. Louis.

This is one amazing line up of super talented performers:

Lola Van Ella
Sammich the Tramp
Ray Gunn
The Hoochie Coochie Girls

With Special Guests:

Riri SynCyr
Intoxi Kate
Burlesque Noir
Kitty Irreverent
Austin Tacious
and Chicago, IL’s Mr. Junior.
MC – Devin D O’Leary
Amazing man of mystery, DJ Brian Botkiller!
DOORS at 8pm,
Show at 9pm
21+
$15 at the door!

Fuck this Friday is not to be missed!

Yes. Ray Gunn is coming to Albuquerque. My panties refuse to stay on. And he is also teaching a class this Saturday. This class is worth it if you are a seasoned performer or just getting started.

You so want to take a class from this man. Guh!

And right after class, I’ll be zipping up to Colorado Springs, ( in my leopard print feetie jammies) to celebrate Holly Rebelle’s birthday.

We are so ready to rage with Peaks and Pasties!

If you miss any of these events, I feel so sad for you.

‘Merica! Fuck Yeah!

Posted on November 8, 2012 by The General

Come kick off Veteran’s Day with Burlesque Noir as we present A Star Spangled Spectacular!

Kick off Veteran’s Day weekend with stars and striptease!

Starring:
Burlesque Noir
Rick O’Shea
Intoxikate
Doutelle
Nyree Nix

MC’d by
Cherry Jubilee and Xavier Wyntir

Featuring DJ Brian Botkiller

$10 at the Door, $5 with Military ID
21+

Oh hey! We are also going to have a fund-raiser to help fuel our dirty/sexy showgirl habits! The raffle will run until December 24th!

There are some kick ass prizes and you can have your chance to win tomorrow night!! We will be raffling a pair of Sons of Perdition Burlesque: A night of happy endings. tickets!

And you can win this here necklace that I made all by myself. Turquoise, fresh water pearl and faceted glass crystal make up this one of a kind necklace with a gorgeous kuchi pendant. $60.00 value. I will also be selling one of a kind kuchi jewelry and pendants!

GENERAL BLACKERY