You wanna know what’s fun?

Reading the Albuquerque Craigslist personals for men seeking men and looking at the the dick pics that are posted with the ad. Damn! Who knew that there were so many bored and horny dudes in this town? I have enriched my life 10 fold by learning about blow and go’s , all the different angles in which to take pictures of your dick and how there is one dude who has a room at the Hyatt Tamya. HaaayyyyAAAA! Fuck my vagina, I’m going over anyway!

You wanna know what else is fun? Burlesque Noir Presents: Red Hot Burlesque Summer.  BAM! I think this is our first work safe flier.

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You can and should buy your tickets in advance here. They are only $10 in advance. And where else can you see the amazing Kellita Maloof from San Francisco’s Hot Pink  Feathers but right here in the 505. DO NOT MISS THIS SHOW!

Super extra bonus! Kellita will be teaching workshops on WORLD CABARET/SAMBA DANCE TECHNIQUE and Crafting the Solo Friday night at Rythmic Arts Center (4821 Central Ave. NE). HERE is all the information and sign up form for the workshops.

We got new routines and costumes and gussied up some of our classics and made them bigger and better than ever so get your ass down to the Launchpad June 18th. Yes, you can wear a bikini. Yes, you can buy me a drink. Yes, you can send me dick pics.

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Burlesque Hangover

Wednesday night’s show with Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey was one of the most exciting and weird and fantastic shows I have ever done. It was such an honor to share the stage with two of my most favorite performers. To see what they do and to see how the 505 crowd loved them was beyond amazing. I can’t thank them enough! I am also blown away by how amazing the New Mexico burlesque scene is. On a Wednesday night there was a large crowd, cheering, drinking and having a blast! Thank you audience!! And I can’t forget the amazing NM talent that graced the stage. Let me thumb through a thesaurus and just list all the synonyms for fantastic because that’s what they are: A-1, awesome, best, best ever, cat’s meow, delicious, far out, first-class, first-rate, great, like wow, marvelous, out of sight, out of this world, primo, sensational, superb, unreal!!

 

Also, I just found out that I got accepted to perform at the Colorado Burlesque festival. Not only will I be performing with Burlesque Noir but I will also be bringing my Mary Jane solo up to the Mile High City. I’m pretty stoked. So I get to join the ranks of Holly Rebelle, Kitty Irreverent, Tallulah St. James, Zircus Erotique, and Vivian Mirann. New Mexico is at least in every show representing and probably gonna tear a new asshole in Colorado. Stay tuned for more details!

The Biggest Little Burly-Q Show In The Q

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Trixie Little and Evil Hate Monkey are coming to perform in Albuquerque Wednesday April 27th. Let me repeat that.

Trixie Little and Evil Hate Monkey from NYC are performing here in Albuquerque Wednesday April 27th.

Is your mind not blown? Because mine is. These are two of the most amazing performers I have ever had the chance to meet and see live.  You will get to see this live:

Show Details!

Burlesque Noir Presents:
The Biggest Little Burly-Q Show in the Q
Starring:
Trixie Little and Evil Hate Monkey
…From NYC!
www.trixielittle.com
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Featuring NM Performers:
Burlesque Noir
Kitty Irreverent
RiRi Syncyr
Miss Vivian MirAnn
Tallulah St. James
Mr. and Mrs. Rebelle
General Blackery
Ann Gora
Doutelle
Mena Domina
Lady Lux
IntoxiKate
Satyricon
With
MC Xavier Wyntir
DJ Brian Botkiller
Wednesday April 27th
At EFFEX Nightclub (100 5th Street Southwest Albuquerque, NM)
7:30 pm
$10 at the Door
21+

Do Not miss this once in a lifetime performance. Seriously, what else are you gonna do on a Wednesday night? What else can be that important? Fuck work. Come see some great live entertainment!

It’s time for another ‘Tinis and ‘Teasers!

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Whoop whoop! Join myself, Holly Rebelle, September Smith, Tallulah St. James, Kitty Irreverent and the fiery Lola Spitfire and the super sexy Bunny Bee from the great state up north Colorado! Saturday April 16th.  Doors at 8 show at 9pm. $10 and get there early the place has been known to fill up fast.

Windy City Burlesque Festival Recap

Pop on over to burlesquenoir.com to read the recap on the Windy City Burlesque festival. I promise pictures of awesome people and BEER!

Quick Post

BOO! I’ve been busy. It’s been a week since Windy City Burlesque Festival and MMAAANNNNNNN have I got things to share with you. Expect a massive blog post in the future when all the hot dogs and deep dish pizza have digested.

Rock the Ink was, rocked. Chicago was rocked. Week to relax and then it’s back on the glittery pony to gear up for shows in April, June and July. BOOM!

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FUCK! Have I got some exciting news for you!

Burlesque Noir has been accepted to perform at the Windy City Burlesque Festival.  OMG!  Yes Miss Honey we get to hang out with Michelle L’Amour again. AHH! 

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We are hoping we can get a fundraiser going soon so we can buy our plane tickets because for some odd reason, flights to Chi-Town are fucking expensive.  I may have to sell a kidney. I’m really excited to get a Chicago style hot dog. I love hot dogs.

Also, the Tini’s and Teaser’s show at Low Spirits was amazing. The show went over capacity. And I got to say, I my new solo was smoking hot. Look at how hot I am.

thehotnessIf you missed this you are on my shit list and I am going to find you and sit on your face and fart the Russian National Anthem. Seriously. You are dumb for missing me perform. DON’T EVER DO IT AGAIN!!!!

Oh and we are going to perform at Rock the Ink in March as well. Can you say “busy beavers”?

 

Remember to check out BN at the 5th Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase. The lovely Ann Gora will be performing Friday night and Mr. and Mrs. Rebelle along with BN will be performing Saturday. UNF!

2011, you are kicking some serious ass!

(Photo of my hotness is due to the awesome that is Alex Fullam of Dark Flash Photography)

First post of 2011 and it’s a promo. You love it!

Ganked this post from Burlesque Noir because I wrote it. Bwhahahaha!

Have you recovered from the holidaze? Are you ok? Are you ready for the first BANG UP BURLESQUE SHOW OF 2011?!?!?!?

Well, grab your $10 and head to Low Spirits this Saturday for a special teaser show for the 5th! Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase.

 

Drink specials! ME General Blackery! Ann Gora! September Smith! Kitty Irreverent! Ri Ri Syncyr! Zircus Erotique! Raw Deal! Get your but out of the house and onto the dance floor.

Hi! I’ve been away. I’ll get back to you when I get my thoughts *cough*motivation*cough* together.  But, if your survived last years bloggy goodness, well get ready for more. <3

Upcoming Events

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  •  October 29th: a few Burlesque Noir members will be performing at Low Spirits for the Creepshow Peepshow Presented by Miss Vivian/Gilded Cage Burlesk & Variete.

  • November 6th: Pornotopia Censored : Cirque de Sex Sat, at 8 pm at the Sunshine Theater Burlesque, Circus, Comedy and More! Featuring September Smith, Cookie Fortune, Burlesque Noir, Saywut and Gender Offenders. $10-$20 sliding scale
    18 + with ID
    Advance Tickets will be available October 23rd at Self Serve
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  • November 12th: Vagrant Variety hosted by Ann Gora & Xavier Wyntir featuring General Blackery * Kitty Irreverent * Kevin Kennedy * Ho Punch * Pavel Ivanocich Kosachev * Back Of The Bus * Lucas Corvatta * Poki & Ember * Delicia Dollcurls * The Phoenix Project at Low Spirits November 12, 2010 8:00 pm – 12:00 am Doors Open @ 7:00pm 21+ Ages  $10

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A new use for mouth coils.

I love you Dirty Martini. You make me want to up my game so much. Thank you!