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Oh JEZUS!

Posted on July 18, 2011 | Leave a comment

Where do I begin? I guess with Colorado. I still haven’t recovered from it. I mean, I was there from Thursday to Monday and it just blew my mind.

I have absolutely no pictures of all the shenanigans that went on because I left my battery charger in a hotel on the east coast and I was having too much fun. And I am too damn tired to write out a whole post.

SOOOOOOOO, here’s what is coming up in the week!

Tallulah’s Birthday Suit Bonanza!!

AHAHAH! I’ll be performing in Santa Fe for the first time this Saturday. I am so excited. I hope to give Tallulah a lap dance. You got to come to this show. Seriously, check the line up:

Join Zircus Erotique and Special Guests in celebrating the birthday of Tallulah St. James!!
Featuring:
The Queen of the Fire Tassels, Satan’s Angel
Lola Spitfire
Bunny Bee
September Smith
Zircus Erotique:
Doutelle
Lady Lux
Lily La Dee
Madam Lennox
Mena Domina
Gilded Cage Burlesk:
IntoxiKate
Vivian MirAnn
Burque Burlesque:
Kiity Irreverent
Ri Ri Syncyr
Burlesque Noir:
General Blackery
Holly Rebelle
AND!!!
Boylesque from Colorado!!!
Mustang Monroe
Mr Valdez
Also, recent graduates from the ZE Burlesque Class
Isabella Bashir
Anouska
Songbird: Sofia Soubrette
Emcee: Naughty Pierre
www.zeburlesque.com

And don’t think the rock has stopped. OH NO! The one, the only Reigning Queen of Burlesque 2011 Miss Indigo Blue will be teaching in the Q on Tuesday July 26th. Your mind is blown I know. Check this out!

Reigning Queen of Burlesque, Miss Indigo Blue will be in Albuquerque for one night only sharing her wealth of information by teaching classes both open to public and private sessions available.
For more class descriptions and sign up please go to www.burlesquenoir.com/indigoblue
6-7:30 Available for private sessions, please contact hollyrebelle@burlesquenoir.com to reserve your slot!
7:30-8:30 The Art Of The Tease: Burlesque and Empowered Flirtation $20 ***open to the public***
8:30 – 9:30 Tassel Twirling for the Twenty-First Century $20 ***open to the public***
9:30 – 11:30 Private Sessions available please contact hollyrebelle@burlesquenoir.com to reserve your slot.

Go ahead and get schooled!

I’ve already signed up for both of her classes and my titties are shaking with joy!

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Posted in Albuquerque New Mexico, burlesque, Burlesque Noir, Denver Colorado

Tagged Boylesque, Burlesque Noir, Colorado, Colorado Burlesque Festival, IntoxiKate, Kitty Irreverent, lola spitfire, Mena Domina, miss indigo blue, Naughty Pierre, riri syncyr, Santa Fe, Satan's Angel, September Smith, Tallulah St. James, vivian mirann, zircus erotique

Aftermath

Posted on July 4, 2011 | Leave a comment

Of being a Dirty Rotten Showgirl after performing at the Hot Rod Hop at the Kimo Saturday night.

Thank you Ri Ri Syncyr for snapping this pic of Ann Gora and I getting catcalled while cleaning out a kiddie pool. Our lives are hard.

Annnd this is the result of me getting really really REALLLLLLY drunk and photo bombing. My life is hard. I signed a bunch of my photos with very dirty messages so pick one up next time from Dark Flash Photography and enjoy my horrible sense of humor. Special bonus if you get the really really reallllly offensive one.

I’m busy (not really) packing for the Colorado Burlesque Festival that is starting this Thursday. My liver is going to hate me. Burlesque Noir is performing Thursday night at the Opening Gala and I will be doing my Mary Jane solo on Sunday. Yeah, my liver is going to hate me.

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Posted in Burlesque Noir, tomfoolery, travel

Tagged Ann Gora, Burlesque Noir, Colorado Burlesque Festival, Dark Flash Photography, Dirty Rotten Showgirls, Ri Ri Syncyr

You wanna know what’s fun?

Posted on June 9, 2011 | Leave a comment

Reading the Albuquerque Craigslist personals for men seeking men and looking at the the dick pics that are posted with the ad. Damn! Who knew that there were so many bored and horny dudes in this town? I have enriched my life 10 fold by learning about blow and go’s , all the different angles in which to take pictures of your dick and how there is one dude who has a room at the Hyatt Tamya. HaaayyyyAAAA! Fuck my vagina, I’m going over anyway!

You wanna know what else is fun? Burlesque Noir Presents: Red Hot Burlesque Summer. BAM! I think this is our first work safe flier.

You can and should buy your tickets in advance here. They are only $10 in advance. And where else can you see the amazing Kellita Maloof from San Francisco’s Hot Pink Feathers but right here in the 505. DO NOT MISS THIS SHOW!

Super extra bonus! Kellita will be teaching workshops on WORLD CABARET/SAMBA DANCE TECHNIQUE and Crafting the Solo Friday night at Rythmic Arts Center (4821 Central Ave. NE). HERE is all the information and sign up form for the workshops.

We got new routines and costumes and gussied up some of our classics and made them bigger and better than ever so get your ass down to the Launchpad June 18th. Yes, you can wear a bikini. Yes, you can buy me a drink. Yes, you can send me dick pics.

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Posted in Albuquerque New Mexico, burlesque, Burlesque Noir

Tagged Albuquerque, burlesque, Burlesque Noir, Hot Pink Feathers, IntoxiKate, Kellita, Kitty Irreverent, Launchpad, Mc Xavier Wyntir, Mena Domina, San Francisco

Burlesque Hangover

Posted on April 29, 2011 | Leave a comment

Wednesday night’s show with Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey was one of the most exciting and weird and fantastic shows I have ever done. It was such an honor to share the stage with two of my most favorite performers. To see what they do and to see how the 505 crowd loved them was beyond amazing. I can’t thank them enough! I am also blown away by how amazing the New Mexico burlesque scene is. On a Wednesday night there was a large crowd, cheering, drinking and having a blast! Thank you audience!! And I can’t forget the amazing NM talent that graced the stage. Let me thumb through a thesaurus and just list all the synonyms for fantastic because that’s what they are: A-1, awesome, best, best ever, cat’s meow, delicious, far out, first-class, first-rate, great, like wow, marvelous, out of sight, out of this world, primo, sensational, superb, unreal!!

Also, I just found out that I got accepted to perform at the Colorado Burlesque festival. Not only will I be performing with Burlesque Noir but I will also be bringing my Mary Jane solo up to the Mile High City. I’m pretty stoked. So I get to join the ranks of Holly Rebelle, Kitty Irreverent, Tallulah St. James, Zircus Erotique, and Vivian Mirann. New Mexico is at least in every show representing and probably gonna tear a new asshole in Colorado. Stay tuned for more details!

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Tagged burlesque, Burlesque Noir, Colorado Burlesque Festival, New Mexico

The Biggest Little Burly-Q Show In The Q

Posted on April 20, 2011 | Leave a comment

Trixie Little and Evil Hate Monkey are coming to perform in Albuquerque Wednesday April 27th. Let me repeat that.

Trixie Little and Evil Hate Monkey from NYC are performing here in Albuquerque Wednesday April 27th.

Is your mind not blown? Because mine is. These are two of the most amazing performers I have ever had the chance to meet and see live. You will get to see this live:

Show Details!

Burlesque Noir Presents:
The Biggest Little Burly-Q Show in the Q
Starring:
Trixie Little and Evil Hate Monkey
…From NYC!
www.trixielittle.com
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Featuring NM Performers:
Burlesque Noir
Kitty Irreverent
RiRi Syncyr
Miss Vivian MirAnn
Tallulah St. James
Mr. and Mrs. Rebelle
General Blackery
Ann Gora
Doutelle
Mena Domina
Lady Lux
IntoxiKate
Satyricon
With
MC Xavier Wyntir
DJ Brian Botkiller
Wednesday April 27th
At EFFEX Nightclub (100 5th Street Southwest Albuquerque, NM)
7:30 pm
$10 at the Door
21+

Do Not miss this once in a lifetime performance. Seriously, what else are you gonna do on a Wednesday night? What else can be that important? Fuck work. Come see some great live entertainment!

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Posted in burlesque, Burlesque Noir, Performers

Tagged Ann Gora, burlesque, Burlesque Noir, CJ Brian Botlkiller, Doutelle, General Blackery, IntoxiKate, Kitty Irreverent, Lady Lux, Mc Xavier Wyntir, Mena Domina, Miss Vivian MirAnn, Satyricon, Tallulah St. James, Trixie Little and Evil Hate Monkey

It’s time for another ‘Tinis and ‘Teasers!

Posted on April 8, 2011 | Leave a comment

Whoop whoop! Join myself, Holly Rebelle, September Smith, Tallulah St. James, Kitty Irreverent and the fiery Lola Spitfire and the super sexy Bunny Bee from the great state up north Colorado! Saturday April 16th. Doors at 8 show at 9pm. $10 and get there early the place has been known to fill up fast.

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Posted in Albuquerque New Mexico, burlesque, Burlesque Noir

Tagged burlesque, Burlesque Noir