Upcoming Events

Holy shit snacks. I haven’t posted since last year. Ooops. I guess I really have been busy and I’m only getting busier. Here’s what is coming up in my world.

Friday April 5th 2013

Burlesque Noir is teaching classes with the NM Burlesque Academy and we are hosting Ladies Night Out parties. Our first party is this Friday.

Spend an evening letting loose with friends and getting to know your inner burlesque dancer! The evening includes:
2 hour class taught by Holly Rebelle on using a feather boa
snacks and refreshments
goody bag with pasties,Topstick and other treats!
Please wear comfortable form fitting clothes, like what you might wear to a yoga class, and bring a pair of high heeled shoes. Women 21 and over are welcome and no previous dance training is needed — just a desire to have fun!
Price: $50 (this price includes your own feather boa that you will be able to take home!)
Sign up at www.burlesquenoir.com

- click the link for Ladies Night Out!

If you have ever wanted to take a quick shimmy at burlesque now is your chance. Feel free to pass this info around to any interested ladies you know!

 

Saturday April 6th 2013

HOOLIGANS PRESENTS – CIRCUS OF SIN BURLESQUE SHOW FEATURING DIRTY DEEDS BURLESQUE TROUPE AND BANDS SHIT HAPPENS INC | CAUSTIC LYE | SOUL HAVEN.

circus of sinI’ll be hosting. Burlesque Noir’s own Mary Jane Monroe will be making a guest appearance. I also have tickets that I am selling. Come get them from me. 

 

Saturday April 27th 2013

PRIDE & Equality Magazine Presents the Fierce Singles Party

Celebrating the first annual Fierce Singles Issue (March-April 2013), PRIDE & Equality magazine invites you to meet the community’s most eligible singles at what is sure to be the fiercest event of the year.
PRIDE & Equality magazine presents The Fierce Singles Party on Saturday, April 27, 2013 at 7pm at Hotel Andaluz Downtown – 125 2nd Street Northwest. The Casablanca Room will be headquarters to the hottest singles in the GLBT community, along with the hottest music to dance the night away. The Singles Auction will be held to benefit N’MPower. Appetizers will be served and a cash bar will be available.
The night will be hosted by comedian, writer and Celebrity Ambassador of Great Face and Body, Lucas Corvatta.
Tickets are $25 – 21 and older. Sponsored by PRIDE & Equality magazine and Hotel Andaluz.
This year’s Fierce Singles are:
Alfredo Urbina
Curtis Billie
Jesus Zapata
Marcos Sedillo
Jason Shanley
Leon P. Zambrano
Candace Faye Lucero
Angela Hernandez
Minimum bid starting at $10 and the highest winning bid gets FIRST CHOICE on which dinner and after-dinner activity you and your date will do! Tickets are on sale now at http://holdmyticket.com/event/132299

.I’ll be taking it off and entertaining this hot party. Come check it out!

 

Friday May 3rd 2013

Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company
Presents "Cinco De Mayhem"
Burlesque Show
May 3, 2013
Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company presents
"Cinco De Mayhem"
will take place Friday, May 3rd at The Lodge in Santa Fe. This event is a burlesque show to kick off Cinco de Mayo weekend.
Special Guest:
Armitage Shanks, the Carny Preacher!
Zircus Erotique Burlesque Company, Santa Fe, NM- Doutelle, Mena Domina, Nyree Nyx, Tawdry Rugburn, Lola Brown
featuring guests:
Gilded Cage Burlesk, Albuquerque, NM – Vivian MirAnn, LezMerize
Burlesque Noir, Albuquerque, NM – Holly Rebelle, General Blackery
IntoxiKate – Albuquerque, NM
Godiva Blue – Albuquerque,NM
RiRi SynCyr – Albuquerque, NM
And More!
"This is the return of our 2nd annual "Cinco De Mayhem " burlesque show. It kicks of Cinco de Mayo weekend with a night full of crazy, raunchy and ridiculous burlesque and performance! You can expect to see some unexpected and less than traditional burlesque. This is not your night of classic fan dance and gracefully moving sparkled dancers ………This is CINCO DE MAYHEM!!! "
Ticket and Show Information
Friday, May 3, 2013:
Burlesque Show;
The Lodge Santa Fe 750 North St. Francis Dr. Santa Fe, NM
Doors open at 8 P.M., show starts at 9 P.M.
Tickets are $15 General Seating and $20 V.I.P.
This is an 18 and up event
Advance Tickets are available atHYPERLINK "http://www.zeburlesque.com/

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Later in May I’ll be jetting off to St. Louis with Burlesque Noir for the Show-Me Burlesque Festival.

Following that I’ll be in Colorado for the 4th Annual Colorado Burlesque Festival.

Save the date for July 26th. Burlesque Noir has a show in the works to make the summer even hotter.

Somewhere in there I’ll be teaching my Bump Grind and Werk It class with NM Burlesque Academy.  Oooh you know you wanna get that coochie sweat!

 

 

Fuuuccccccckkkk I’m busy!

Tonight! Don’t spend Valentine’s Alone.

Come on down to the Launchpad for a sexy good time. Tonight is the Southwest Burlesque Showcase Opening Party. I’m performing. Come to it!

Here’s the details:

Opening Party for SWBS
Headliner — Black Mariah (Dallas, TX)
MC — Cherry Jubilee (Albuquerque, NM)

Tickets on Sale Now!
https://holdmyticket.com/checkout/event/122980

Featuring Performances by:

Annie O’Roar & Tony Travis (Albuquerque, NM)
Aya Fontaine (Las Vegas, NV)
Doutelle (Santa Fe, NM)
General Blackery (Albuquerque, NM)
Godiva Bleu ((Albuquerque, NM)
Holly Amorous (Colorado Springs, CO)
Kitty Sangria (Las Cruces, NM)
La Rosa Muerta (Las Vegas, NV)
Mallificient Allure (Albuquerque, NM)
Mary Jane Monroe (Albuquerque, NM)
Matt Finish (Tucson, AZ)
Mischa Mischief (Albuquerque, NM)
Natasha Noir (Tucson, AZ)
Nyree Nyx (Santa Fe, NM)
Sugar Shagmore (Las Vegas, NV)
Zircus Erotique (Santa Fe, NM)

Check it out!

The Bawdy Beggars Roadshow and Holly Rebelle’s Birthday Bash!

So this weekend is HUGE!

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Check it, I’ll be performing this Friday night at the Launchpad for the Bawdy Beggar’s Roadshow from St. Louis.

This is one amazing line up of super talented performers:

Lola Van Ella
Sammich the Tramp
Ray Gunn
The Hoochie Coochie Girls

With Special Guests:

Riri SynCyr
Intoxi Kate
Burlesque Noir
Kitty Irreverent
Austin Tacious
and Chicago, IL’s Mr. Junior.
MC – Devin D O’Leary
Amazing man of mystery, DJ Brian Botkiller!
DOORS at 8pm,
Show at 9pm
21+
$15 at the door!

Fuck this Friday is not to be missed!

 

Yes. Ray Gunn is coming to Albuquerque. My panties refuse to stay on. And he is also teaching a class this Saturday. This class is worth it if you are a seasoned performer or just getting started.

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You so want to take a class from this man. Guh!

And right after class, I’ll be zipping up to Colorado Springs, ( in my leopard print feetie jammies) to celebrate Holly Rebelle’s birthday.

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We are so ready to rage with Peaks and Pasties!

 

If you miss any of these events, I feel so sad for you.

‘Merica! Fuck Yeah!

Come kick off Veteran’s Day with Burlesque Noir as we present A Star Spangled Spectacular!

Kick off Veteran’s Day weekend with stars and striptease!

Starring:
Burlesque Noir
Rick O’Shea
Intoxikate
Doutelle
Nyree Nix

MC’d by
Cherry Jubilee and Xavier Wyntir

Featuring DJ Brian Botkiller

$10 at the Door, $5 with Military ID
21+

Oh hey! We are also going to have a fund-raiser to help fuel our dirty/sexy showgirl habits! The raffle will run until December 24th!

There are some kick ass prizes and you can have your chance to win tomorrow night!! We will be raffling a pair of Sons of Perdition Burlesque: A night of happy endings. tickets!

 

And you can win this here necklace that I made all by myself. Turquoise, fresh water pearl and faceted glass crystal make up this one of a kind necklace with a gorgeous kuchi pendant. $60.00 value. I will also be selling one of a kind kuchi jewelry and pendants!

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Get High Like Planes

Sup?!

So I turned 30. That was a big deal. There was lots of tequila, chocolate cake, showering and inappropriate text messages. Hooray it’s over.

Here’s where my ass is going to be performing soon:

October 26th at the Lodge in Santa Fe performing with Zircus Erotique. It’s gonna be one hell of a show!

November 9th Burlesque Noir Presents : A Star Spangled Spectacular. 

Kick off Veteran’s Day weekend with stars and striptease!

Starring:
Burlesque Noir
Rick O’Shea
Intoxikate
Doutelle
Nyree Nix

MC’d by
Cherry Jubilee and Xavier Wyntir

Featuring DJ Brian Botkiller

$10 at the Door, $5 with Military ID
21+

Prepare your faces for they will be rocked off.

Photo of Joy Coy by M. West Photography

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Upcoming Events

Hi. I’m back from St. Louis. I’m still in this “what just happened, I don’t even know, I think I lost my flip flops, I need to go back to STL, oh shit I have two shows this weekend” state of mind.

St. Louis and the Beggar’s Carnivale rocked my face off. I’m honored to have been able to perform there and take in all the amazing entertainment. I promise to post pictures in an upcoming post. Right now I got to let you know that you have two, that’s right TWO chances to see me perform this weekend.

 

Three Bad Jacks, Cowboys and Indian, The Hi-Lo Tones and Burque Burlesque!

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Tomorrow night May 25th at the Launchpad I will be hitting the stage with the lovely ladies from Burque Burlesque and some kickass rockabilly music! $10 and the burlesque starts at 10pm.

 

Burlesque Noir Presents: Burlesque In The Wild, Wild West

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It’s the show you’ve been waiting for. Burlesque Noir has been working hard putting on this epic and fun and full of bare ass show. Headlining our show is one of my favorite people, Whiskey Darling from Colorado Springs, Colorado. I’ll be debuting my new act Negro Crockett which is to an original song written and performed by the best punk band EVER Vertigo Venus! May 26th, doors at 8pm!

Get your tickets in advance and save $$$$. $10 Presale or $15 at the door. Here is your presale link:https://holdmyticket.com/checkout/event/33560

 

Say howdy y’all!

Texas Burlesque Festival and Upcoming Events

 

Again, keeping it short. Hey what do you want from me? It’s 8 in the morning on a Sunday.

So yes, indeed! Burlesque Noir made the 505 of proud.  We all landed in Austin Friday, performed Saturday and came home Sunday with two awards and a hate for the Dallas/Ft. Worth airport and Texas storms.

 best emsembleBlack Mariah made the awards! So cute!

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All of us ladies ( Mary Jane Monroe, Holly Rebelle, Me, Delicia Dollcurls, Joy Coy)  Holly Rebelle is holding her award for Best Solo.

Texas, you were great to us and I can’t wait to go  back and experience your humidity and ghetto mall fabulousness!

 

 

Dangerous Curves Ahead Photo by Clint Hild

photo by Clint Hild

Do you have your tickets yet for Thursday April 26 – Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque on the Go-Go? Get them NOW! There is limited seating and you do not want to miss these ladies!

Presented by Burlesque Noir at Aux Dog Theater Nob Hill in Albuquerque

Anita Cookie, Clams Casino, Darlinda Just Darlinda, GiGi La Femme, and Minnie Tonka return to the Duke City this Spring. We hosted these five fantastic femmes in 2010 and they’re back for an encore of bump, grind, and shimmy. This time we’re taking it to Nob Hill for an 18+ exclusive event. Click HERE to buy your seats now.
Tickets $15
Presale – http://burlesquenoir.com/shop/tickets
Phone Reservation – (505) 254-7716
Admittance will be General Admission – this theater seats only 80 so buy early
Doors 7 PM
Entertainment 7:30

The ladies of Burlesque Noir will be performing many duets, and solos and

Kitty Irreverent
Ri Ri SynCyr
KuKu LaReaux
Nyree Nix
Cookie Fortune and Cherry Jubilee

will also be joining us!

 

Saturday May 5th! Party down with Zircus Erotique for one hell of a good time!

cino de mayhemThe special guests are very special. How special? Back of the Bus special!! Bwhahahahahhaah!

 

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The next week, Vagrant Varity is back at the Low Spirits Thursday May 10th!

***HOST***
Ann Gora
***MUSIC***
Hyperland
Jenny Wren
***BURLESQUE***
General Blackery
Vivian MirAnn
Holly Rebelle
***COMEDY***
Kevin Kennedy
Rusty Rutherford
John Cuellar
Shondeen Beaver Sierra
Smitty
Keith Breckenridge
Markus "The Caveman of comedy" Jennings
***POETRY***
Hakim Bellamy
Nate Maxon
***BODY PAINTING***
Chris Spookz Barnes
***BELLY DANCE***
Ketura and friends
***SWORD DANCE***
Veronica Rinaldi
and more TBA!
Tickets are just $8
21+, Full Bar
Show starts @ 9:00 pm
Brought to you by the same team as AnarKomedy
Thursday May 10th Vagrant Variety is back at Low Spirits! Get Vagrant with the craziest, most unpredictable and most offensive show in town. You never know what will happen. From secret celebrity guests to questionable uses of tea bags this show will rock you so hard you won’t be able to sit down for a week!
Vagrant Variety. No regards. No regrets. No refunds.

 

 

And Finally, save the date for Burlesque Noir Presents: Burlesque In The Wild, Wild West! Saturday May 26th! We got

Lola Spitfire, Fire Tassel Queen (CO Springs)
Whiskey Darling (CO Springs)
Mr. Valdez (CO Springs)
Doc Wilson (transplanted from ME)
Rhinestone Gorilla Burlesque (NY)
RiRi Syncyr (ABQ)
Holly Rebelle (Director, BN)

hitting our stage and whenever there is a CO/NM mix crazy shit happens! Don’t miss this!

 

Ok. I’m done. I got to get costuming because our big show is in less than five weeks and oh did I mention that we BN is going to perform at Show-Me Burlesque Festival in the Beggars Carnivale? Oh I didn’t. Well I just did. Yeah, I’m hitting the tarmac again in less than a month and I’m ready to stick my finger in Ray Gunn’s ass crack again.

Make the 505 Proud

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This showgirl is getting her gear together to perform for the first time ever in Austin, Texas at the Texas Burlesque Festival. texas burlesque festival

I am so excited and eager to hit the road. Wanna follow all mine and Burlesque Noir’s shenanigans? Then follow me on Twitter and Facebook. I’ll be using the hashtag #txbf and #letsgetweird a lot. 

 

 

Hey, check out my smooth , silky bangs!

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Upcoming Burlesque and Exciting NEWS!

Business first babies!

Here’s ALL the deets about our Texas and Tassels Fundraiser. Your $5 contribution will help end Kony’s reign of terror in Uganda and you’ll get a neat bracelet will help us get to Austin and beyond!

fundraiser flyer

On April 14th, Burlesque Noir will be competing at Texas Burlesque Fest in Austin.  To pay for fuel and hotel expenses, our own Mary Jane Monroe has asked a number of local businesses to donate their time and services to our Texas and Tassels party on March 31st. Arte de la Mano Aveda Salon, The Cafe Mary Jane, Free Radicals, Dark Flash Photography, and others have donated nearly $500 in prizes for this travel fundraiser and we’re selling $5.00 tickets as a chance to win one or more of these fabulous prizes.

Tickets are available now at the bottom of this page but you can also shop 66 Pin Ups and Free Radicals to get them.  You may also purchase tickets just prior to the drawing on March 31st at the Texas and Tassels party hosted at The Cafe Mary Jane located at 3600 HWY 528 (in front of Dick’s Sporting Goods)   DJ Brian Botkiller will be spinning dance beats and prize sponsor Dark Flash Photography will be taking photos of all the fun

Raffle drawing takes place during the Texas and Tassels Fundraiser celebration.

The Cafe Mary Jane

3600 State Highway 528 NW

Albuquerque, NM 87114 (505) 898-0505

3/31 from 11 – 4 PM

Complete list of Prizes:

*A Salon Spa Day at Arte De La Mano Aveda Salon: Includes hair cut, full set of nails over glitter, and pedicure

*An Aveda Make Over Package: Includes $50 in Aveda make-up, $70 in hair bling, and $45 in Aveda salon services.

* Two $20 Free Radicals gift cards!

*Dark Flash Photography gift certificates.

*4 pack of Tickets to Burlesque Noir Presents Burlesque in the Wild West (5/26)

* A one of a kind 8 x 10 photo print Signed by the lovely ladies of Burlesque Noir!!

* Eat bacon off General Blackery’s Chest – You’ll need to work out the details of this prize privately with The General.

Chances of winning based on number of tickets sold.

Buy your e-ticket here!

Secondly!

Go to The Guild Cinema in ABQ April 1-5, see the amazing documentary Crazy Horse about Paris’ most famous nude cabaret, see a two local burlesque dancers at each of the 8:20pm showings, AND SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BURLESQUE PERFORMERS IN THEIR TRAVELS TO Texas Burlesque Festival. I will be performing Sunday April 1st! Support local, support nude, support Team Texas!

 

Thirdly!

Burlesque Noir has been accepted to perform for the 3rd year in a row at the Colorado Burlesque Festival!! Yeeeehaaaaawww!!!  We are performing at the Thursday night pre-gala show. Which means I perform once and party for the rest of the weekend. YES! SIR! See ya soon Denver!

Got $5?

Hey you! Don’t buy that Starbucks! Instead, invest your $5 in a burlesque dancer. That’s right buddy! Burlesque Noir is selling raffle tickets to pay for our expensive ass trip to Austin, Texas for the Texas Burlesque Festival. Not only will your money help us, BUT you will be entered to win fabulous prizes. Check the flyer yo!

fundraiser flyer

You could also win a chance to eat bacon off my chest!!

Brian Botkiller will be there to bump some tunes and Alex Fullam of Dark Flash Photography will be there taking pics of you shaking your ass with hot bikini clad ladies! So wipe out them $5 bills and make it rain on us hot bitches!!!

The Burlesque Noir website will have a link soon to buy tickets online and you can get tickets this Friday night at The Lodge when you come see me perform with a live band.

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