Hi. How you doing? Good I hope. Well tonight I’m gonna tell you a little story about my week.
Sooooo this week ( it’s only Tuesday night!!!) has been super stressful with no thanks to PMS. Monday night I was in tears multiple times and I felt like Patrick Bateman during the business card scene.
I felt like this…
And I wanted to do this…
All over some trivial ass bullshit ( if you are just joining us, I frequently shit where I eat and make bad decisions). Fuuuuuuu. Combine that with sewing and thinking about stupid shit and last night was pretty terrible.
Cut to about about an hour ago tonight and I get home from rehearsal. I live in a house with an alarm system. I roll up after stopping at the grocery store and notice a big red light is flashing. Oh that must be for the alarm…. I got to the front door and it’s ajar. Oh shit. And like a dumbass, I open the door and say “ Hello? Anybody there?” Well that was stupid. (Why don’t I just drop my panties and make it easier for the rapist*. ) So I call my room-mate and ask if they left in a hurry yadda yadda yadda. They come home, and for whatever reason the door didn’t close when they left. Oh. Needless to say, I just got out of a nice long and hot Epsom salt bath and I’m on my second drink of Ginger Ale and Jim Beam.
SOooooo with all that said, please come out and see me and all the amazing performers coming your way to tease and entertain you Thursday February 9th and Friday the 10th and Saturday the 11th during the 6th Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase.
A lot of blood, sweat, tears and glitter go into producing, costuming, choreographing, stage managing & titty-taping in order to bring such an amazing festival to Albuquerque. Many many thanks to everyone involved!!
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Please say thank you, buy them drinks and give massages with happy endings. I would like all of the above please!!! xoxox
*I’m actually more afraid of being shot than raped. I just don’t want to get raped by an ugly dude.*
