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Upcoming Events

Posted on May 24, 2012 | 1 Comment

Hi. I’m back from St. Louis. I’m still in this “what just happened, I don’t even know, I think I lost my flip flops, I need to go back to STL, oh shit I have two shows this weekend” state of mind.

St. Louis and the Beggar’s Carnivale rocked my face off. I’m honored to have been able to perform there and take in all the amazing entertainment. I promise to post pictures in an upcoming post. Right now I got to let you know that you have two, that’s right TWO chances to see me perform this weekend.

 

Three Bad Jacks, Cowboys and Indian, The Hi-Lo Tones and Burque Burlesque!

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Tomorrow night May 25th at the Launchpad I will be hitting the stage with the lovely ladies from Burque Burlesque and some kickass rockabilly music! $10 and the burlesque starts at 10pm.

 

Burlesque Noir Presents: Burlesque In The Wild, Wild West

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It’s the show you’ve been waiting for. Burlesque Noir has been working hard putting on this epic and fun and full of bare ass show. Headlining our show is one of my favorite people, Whiskey Darling from Colorado Springs, Colorado. I’ll be debuting my new act Negro Crockett which is to an original song written and performed by the best punk band EVER Vertigo Venus! May 26th, doors at 8pm!

Get your tickets in advance and save $$$$. $10 Presale or $15 at the door. Here is your presale link:https://holdmyticket.com/checkout/event/33560

 

Say howdy y’all!

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Put a bird on it.

Posted on February 7, 2012 | 2 Comments

Hi. How you doing? Good I hope. Well tonight I’m gonna tell you a little story about my week.

Sooooo this week ( it’s only Tuesday night!!!)  has been super stressful with no thanks to PMS. Monday night I was in tears multiple times and I felt like Patrick Bateman during the business card scene.

I felt like this…image

 

And I wanted to do this…image

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All over some trivial ass bullshit ( if you are just joining us,  I frequently shit where I eat and make bad decisions). Fuuuuuuu. Combine that with sewing and thinking about stupid shit and last night was pretty terrible.

Cut to about about an hour ago tonight and I get home from rehearsal. I live in a house with an alarm system. I roll up after stopping at the grocery store and notice a big red light is flashing. Oh that must be for the alarm…. I got to the front door and it’s ajar. Oh shit. And like a dumbass, I open the door and say “ Hello? Anybody there?” Well that was stupid. (Why don’t I just drop my panties and make it easier for the rapist*. ) So I call my room-mate and ask if they left in a hurry yadda yadda yadda.  They come home, and for whatever reason the door didn’t close when they left. Oh. Needless to say, I just got out of a nice long and hot Epsom salt bath and I’m  on my second drink of Ginger Ale and Jim Beam.

 

SOooooo with all that said, please come out and see me and all the amazing performers coming your way to tease and entertain you Thursday February 9th and Friday the 10th and  Saturday the 11th during the 6th Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase.

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A lot of blood, sweat, tears and glitter go into producing, costuming, choreographing, stage managing &  titty-taping in order to bring such an amazing festival to Albuquerque. Many many thanks to everyone involved!!

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Please say thank you, buy them drinks and give massages with happy endings. I would like all of the above please!!! xoxox

 

*I’m actually more afraid of being shot than raped. I just don’t want to get raped by an ugly dude.*

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Better Living Through Bad Decisions

Posted on December 31, 2011 | Leave a comment

I sit here writing this on my newly awakened laptop ( it died in September) , eating Red Velvet Cake Pancake Puppies with Cream Cheese Icing from Denny’s. Life is good I tells ya!

The death knell for 2011 hasn’t even rung yet and 2012 is looking pretty dope. Not that 2011 wasn’t amazing. It was. I got to go to new cities and meet new amazing people. I had the best freaking birthday ever and I spent the holidays with my true family of friends.Oh I also feel in love…….with whiskey. 2011 has also given me a goal. A goal for 2012 and beyond. That goal: Make more bad decisions.

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It’s time to start living ladies and gents and make better bad decisions. Let this motto carry you through 2012 and beyond. See ya in jail bitches!

UPCOMING EVENTS

  • Catch me January 18th at the Launchpad where Vagrant Variety presents another panty-dropping good time with music by Diverje, stand-up comedy, poetry, and burlesque. Only $5!
  • Southwest Burlesque Showcase. Catch me solo Friday  February 10th at the Kimo,  and catch me with Burlesque Noir Saturday night. I’ll be cheering and running around topless Thursday night at the Launchpad as well. 377990_299077033458842_145708085462405_934848_514010756_nCheck out Burque Burlesque for the complete line-up!

Be safe and happy tonight my loves! XOXOXOXOXOXOX

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