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Upcoming Burlesque and Exciting NEWS!

Posted on March 20, 2012 | Leave a comment

Business first babies!

Here’s ALL the deets about our Texas and Tassels Fundraiser. Your $5 contribution will help end Kony’s reign of terror in Uganda and you’ll get a neat bracelet will help us get to Austin and beyond!

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On April 14th, Burlesque Noir will be competing at Texas Burlesque Fest in Austin.  To pay for fuel and hotel expenses, our own Mary Jane Monroe has asked a number of local businesses to donate their time and services to our Texas and Tassels party on March 31st. Arte de la Mano Aveda Salon, The Cafe Mary Jane, Free Radicals, Dark Flash Photography, and others have donated nearly $500 in prizes for this travel fundraiser and we’re selling $5.00 tickets as a chance to win one or more of these fabulous prizes.

Tickets are available now at the bottom of this page but you can also shop 66 Pin Ups and Free Radicals to get them.  You may also purchase tickets just prior to the drawing on March 31st at the Texas and Tassels party hosted at The Cafe Mary Jane located at 3600 HWY 528 (in front of Dick’s Sporting Goods)   DJ Brian Botkiller will be spinning dance beats and prize sponsor Dark Flash Photography will be taking photos of all the fun

Raffle drawing takes place during the Texas and Tassels Fundraiser celebration.

The Cafe Mary Jane

3600 State Highway 528 NW

Albuquerque, NM 87114 (505) 898-0505

3/31 from 11 – 4 PM

Complete list of Prizes:

*A Salon Spa Day at Arte De La Mano Aveda Salon: Includes hair cut, full set of nails over glitter, and pedicure

*An Aveda Make Over Package: Includes $50 in Aveda make-up, $70 in hair bling, and $45 in Aveda salon services.

* Two $20 Free Radicals gift cards!

*Dark Flash Photography gift certificates.

*4 pack of Tickets to Burlesque Noir Presents Burlesque in the Wild West (5/26)

* A one of a kind 8 x 10 photo print Signed by the lovely ladies of Burlesque Noir!!

* Eat bacon off General Blackery’s Chest – You’ll need to work out the details of this prize privately with The General.

Chances of winning based on number of tickets sold.

Buy your e-ticket here!

Secondly!

Go to The Guild Cinema in ABQ April 1-5, see the amazing documentary Crazy Horse about Paris’ most famous nude cabaret, see a two local burlesque dancers at each of the 8:20pm showings, AND SUPPORT YOUR LOCAL BURLESQUE PERFORMERS IN THEIR TRAVELS TO Texas Burlesque Festival. I will be performing Sunday April 1st! Support local, support nude, support Team Texas!

 

Thirdly!

Burlesque Noir has been accepted to perform for the 3rd year in a row at the Colorado Burlesque Festival!! Yeeeehaaaaawww!!!  We are performing at the Thursday night pre-gala show. Which means I perform once and party for the rest of the weekend. YES! SIR! See ya soon Denver!

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Got $5?

Posted on March 14, 2012 | Leave a comment

Hey you! Don’t buy that Starbucks! Instead, invest your $5 in a burlesque dancer. That’s right buddy! Burlesque Noir is selling raffle tickets to pay for our expensive ass trip to Austin, Texas for the Texas Burlesque Festival. Not only will your money help us, BUT you will be entered to win fabulous prizes. Check the flyer yo!

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You could also win a chance to eat bacon off my chest!!

Brian Botkiller will be there to bump some tunes and Alex Fullam of Dark Flash Photography will be there taking pics of you shaking your ass with hot bikini clad ladies! So wipe out them $5 bills and make it rain on us hot bitches!!!

The Burlesque Noir website will have a link soon to buy tickets online and you can get tickets this Friday night at The Lodge when you come see me perform with a live band.

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Upcoming Burlesque

Posted on March 8, 2012 | Leave a comment

Howdy. I’m really lazy to write a post so I’m copying and pasting Burlesque Noir’s newsletter. It’s really well written and informative. I just added the flyers because I’m gangsta like that. Enjoy. You too can sign-up and receive this newsletter in your email box just by signing up on their website. BAM!

 

New Mexico Burlesque News #19

Generated on March 8, 2012

Southern Fried

Burlesque Noir would like to congratulate our very own Joy Coy who was selected to perform at the 2nd Annual Southern Fried Burlesque Festival in Atlanta, GA.  She will be performing her “Curly Toes” number on Free Range night.  More info HERE

Burlesque Land

Photo of @Ms Red Snapper by Chris Beyond ©2012

Thursday March 15th, Holly Rebelle will be performing her Rain Cloud Balloon act (“Little April Showers” from Bambi) at BurlesqueLand, the only Disney themed Burlesque show.    Presented by Peepshow Menagerie at Club Monte Cristo in Los Angeles, CA.

 

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Friday March 16 – Zircus Erotique presents “Live Nude Girls”   For this show, the ladies of ZE as well as special guests will be performing classic burlesque to a live band.  This is a rare treat and probably a first for New Mexico.  Features Albuquerque favorites General Blackery, RiRi SynCyr and Vivian MirAnn.  More info on the ZE Facebook event   Get yer tickets HERE

 

Dangerous Curves Ahead Photo by Clint Hild photo by Clint Hild

Finally, get your tickets now for Thursday April 26 – Dangerous Curves Ahead: Burlesque on the Go-Go!
Presented by Burlesque Noir at Aux Dog Theater Nob Hill in Albuquerque

Anita Cookie, Clams Casino, Darlinda Just Darlinda, GiGi La Femme, and Minnie Tonka return to the Duke City this Spring. We hosted these five fantastic femmes in 2010 and they’re back for an encore of bump, grind, and shimmy. This time we’re taking it to Nob Hill for an 18+ exclusive event. Click HERE to buy your seats now.
Tickets $15
Presale – http://burlesquenoir.com/shop/tickets
Phone Reservation – (505) 254-7716
Admittance will be General Admission – this theater seats only 80 so buy early
Doors 7 PM
Entertainment 7:30

 

 

Thanks Mr. Rebelle!

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Put a bird on it.

Posted on February 7, 2012 | 2 Comments

Hi. How you doing? Good I hope. Well tonight I’m gonna tell you a little story about my week.

Sooooo this week ( it’s only Tuesday night!!!)  has been super stressful with no thanks to PMS. Monday night I was in tears multiple times and I felt like Patrick Bateman during the business card scene.

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And I wanted to do this…image

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All over some trivial ass bullshit ( if you are just joining us,  I frequently shit where I eat and make bad decisions). Fuuuuuuu. Combine that with sewing and thinking about stupid shit and last night was pretty terrible.

Cut to about about an hour ago tonight and I get home from rehearsal. I live in a house with an alarm system. I roll up after stopping at the grocery store and notice a big red light is flashing. Oh that must be for the alarm…. I got to the front door and it’s ajar. Oh shit. And like a dumbass, I open the door and say “ Hello? Anybody there?” Well that was stupid. (Why don’t I just drop my panties and make it easier for the rapist*. ) So I call my room-mate and ask if they left in a hurry yadda yadda yadda.  They come home, and for whatever reason the door didn’t close when they left. Oh. Needless to say, I just got out of a nice long and hot Epsom salt bath and I’m  on my second drink of Ginger Ale and Jim Beam.

 

SOooooo with all that said, please come out and see me and all the amazing performers coming your way to tease and entertain you Thursday February 9th and Friday the 10th and  Saturday the 11th during the 6th Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase.

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A lot of blood, sweat, tears and glitter go into producing, costuming, choreographing, stage managing &  titty-taping in order to bring such an amazing festival to Albuquerque. Many many thanks to everyone involved!!

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Please say thank you, buy them drinks and give massages with happy endings. I would like all of the above please!!! xoxox

 

*I’m actually more afraid of being shot than raped. I just don’t want to get raped by an ugly dude.*

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Better Living Through Bad Decisions

Posted on December 31, 2011 | Leave a comment

I sit here writing this on my newly awakened laptop ( it died in September) , eating Red Velvet Cake Pancake Puppies with Cream Cheese Icing from Denny’s. Life is good I tells ya!

The death knell for 2011 hasn’t even rung yet and 2012 is looking pretty dope. Not that 2011 wasn’t amazing. It was. I got to go to new cities and meet new amazing people. I had the best freaking birthday ever and I spent the holidays with my true family of friends.Oh I also feel in love…….with whiskey. 2011 has also given me a goal. A goal for 2012 and beyond. That goal: Make more bad decisions.

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It’s time to start living ladies and gents and make better bad decisions. Let this motto carry you through 2012 and beyond. See ya in jail bitches!

UPCOMING EVENTS

  • Catch me January 18th at the Launchpad where Vagrant Variety presents another panty-dropping good time with music by Diverje, stand-up comedy, poetry, and burlesque. Only $5!
  • Southwest Burlesque Showcase. Catch me solo Friday  February 10th at the Kimo,  and catch me with Burlesque Noir Saturday night. I’ll be cheering and running around topless Thursday night at the Launchpad as well. 377990_299077033458842_145708085462405_934848_514010756_nCheck out Burque Burlesque for the complete line-up!

Be safe and happy tonight my loves! XOXOXOXOXOXOX

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Burlesque Hangover

Posted on April 29, 2011 | Leave a comment

Wednesday night’s show with Trixie Little and the Evil Hate Monkey was one of the most exciting and weird and fantastic shows I have ever done. It was such an honor to share the stage with two of my most favorite performers. To see what they do and to see how the 505 crowd loved them was beyond amazing. I can’t thank them enough! I am also blown away by how amazing the New Mexico burlesque scene is. On a Wednesday night there was a large crowd, cheering, drinking and having a blast! Thank you audience!! And I can’t forget the amazing NM talent that graced the stage. Let me thumb through a thesaurus and just list all the synonyms for fantastic because that’s what they are: A-1, awesome, best, best ever, cat’s meow, delicious, far out, first-class, first-rate, great, like wow, marvelous, out of sight, out of this world, primo, sensational, superb, unreal!!

 

Also, I just found out that I got accepted to perform at the Colorado Burlesque festival. Not only will I be performing with Burlesque Noir but I will also be bringing my Mary Jane solo up to the Mile High City. I’m pretty stoked. So I get to join the ranks of Holly Rebelle, Kitty Irreverent, Tallulah St. James, Zircus Erotique, and Vivian Mirann. New Mexico is at least in every show representing and probably gonna tear a new asshole in Colorado. Stay tuned for more details!

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Posted on January 16, 2011 | Leave a comment

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FUCK! Have I got some exciting news for you!

Burlesque Noir has been accepted to perform at the Windy City Burlesque Festival.  OMG!  Yes Miss Honey we get to hang out with Michelle L’Amour again. AHH! 

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We are hoping we can get a fundraiser going soon so we can buy our plane tickets because for some odd reason, flights to Chi-Town are fucking expensive.  I may have to sell a kidney. I’m really excited to get a Chicago style hot dog. I love hot dogs.

Also, the Tini’s and Teaser’s show at Low Spirits was amazing. The show went over capacity. And I got to say, I my new solo was smoking hot. Look at how hot I am.

thehotnessIf you missed this you are on my shit list and I am going to find you and sit on your face and fart the Russian National Anthem. Seriously. You are dumb for missing me perform. DON’T EVER DO IT AGAIN!!!!

Oh and we are going to perform at Rock the Ink in March as well. Can you say “busy beavers”?

 

Remember to check out BN at the 5th Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase. The lovely Ann Gora will be performing Friday night and Mr. and Mrs. Rebelle along with BN will be performing Saturday. UNF!

2011, you are kicking some serious ass!

(Photo of my hotness is due to the awesome that is Alex Fullam of Dark Flash Photography)

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Colorado Burlesque Festival

Posted on July 15, 2010 | Leave a comment

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The program for the weekend. Oh yeah check out that line-up!!!

First off, can I just say how THRILLED I am to be apart of an amazing group of girls who decide to get naked in front of a crowd of thousands? Because I am. I am apart of the amazing group Burlesque Noir and without them I would not have had the BEST WEEKEND EVER!

Ok, now to a long narration of the trip. I was having too much fun to take pictures. Deal with it.

So I fly out Saturday morning. Get to the airport and there is a looooooong line for security. Whatevs, breeze right through.  Quick hour long flight to Denver and then I am wondering around Denver airport just trying to leave. I swear I thought I would never get out of there. Anyways finally made it out and got picked up by Holly Rebelle and her husband.   So, we make it to our hotel, The Curtis, and it is one awesome hotel. I stayed on the thirteenth floor and it had a horror theme. The elevator doors open, and you hear Jack Nicolson’s voice, the doors open and there is a picture of “Here’s Johnny” from the Shining. Yeah. Awesome.

GEDC0057Lounging around until we go to tech at the Gothic Theater. 

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What’s up clear shower?

We  go to have a tech rehearsal at the Gothic Theatre. I love the Gothic Theatre. It’s so nice performing at a place that has professional sound and tech people. Love it.

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After tech we head to the Aerial Dance Over Denver space to attend a workshop with Michelle L’amour and Trixie Little and Evil Hate Monkey.  Holy crap Michelle’s workshop was so intense and soooo much fun. She is funny and amazing to work with.

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Trixie and Monkey’s workshop was a fantastic exercise in improv and just having a fantastic time. 

Now time to perform at the first ever Colorado Burlesque Festival!!

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Thanks for the great pics Broken Glass Photography!

 

We got to watch the entire first act since we opened the second act. Amazing. Highlight, Trixie and Evil Hate Monkey’s Total Eclipse of the Heart piece. I was soo moved. And Tigger! I love me some Tigger!

We totally rocked TD-36DD. I would walk through the audience and people would just come up to me and tell me how awesome the piece was. YES!

The rest of the second act blew me away. Peggy Tulane is adorable. Trixie and Monkey’s piece had the best us of a fog machine. Michelle L’Amour’s Sally Rand Fan Dance brought me to tears because it was so magical, graceful and all around damn good!

Oh and Liam Sullivan mced as Kelly.

OMG SHOES Afterparty at Jonsey’s Eat Bar who were nice enough to donate food and booze backstage and stay open past last call for us naked drunks!

After Party with Trixie Little and Evil Hate MonkeyAfter Party with Michelle L'Amour

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These pics taken by Kate Levy and I got them from :http://www.westword.com/slideshow/backstage-at-the-colorado-burlesque-festival-30321624/1 which has a huge slideshow of photos from the Colorado Burlesque Festival.

After we got kicked out of Jonsey’s, there was an after after party in Tigger!’s room 504. I can’t post those photos due to the heavy nudity, booze and Effiel Towering.

We all partied until 5:30 in the morning, and I ended up standing outside out hotel in nothing but underwear and sneakers. I had been up for 24 hours and needed to get some rest before check out and the 7 hour drive back to Albuquerque.

The drive back was pretty hilarious. There was puke, blood, Human Centipede jokes,delirium, and Secret Diary of a Call Girl. Yup. Car full of hot mess.

So I’m slowly coming back down from that amazing high. For a festival that was put on for the first time, the organizers did an amazing job. Thank you so much for your hard work and fantastic asses: Lola Spitfire, Fannie Spankings, Honey Touche, Midnight Martini, Liam Sullivan, Jonesy’s Eat Bar, Tigger!, Trixie Little and Evil Hate Monkey, Michelle L’Amour, The Gothic Theatre staff, the awesome burlesque fans in Denver, Burlesque Noir, Wynkoop, Pandora  Jewelry, Starshine, Pampered Passions, the amazing performers & Delicia Dollcurls for the photos!

Oh yeah, performers got goodie bags!GEDC0067

Goodie bags with BEER!

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OMG

Posted on May 13, 2010 | 2 Comments

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I have something pretty awesome to share. Are you sitting down? I can wait while you pull up a chair. You good. Cool. Ok here it is: I HAVE A JOB AT A PLACE THAT I LIKE AND IT IS A COOL JOB!!!!!!!! WTF right? Are you dreaming? Am I dreaming?   I’m working at a bead shop. I get paid to look at shiny things and make jewelry. Fuck yes!

Funny story about work today.  I was looking for pictures of “june bug clip art” using MSN Bing and porn was coming up in the results. The boss was in the room too. Awesome.

Anyway, I have other exciting news. Burlesque Noir is going to be performing at the Colorado Burlesque Festival.  And since I have a job and I asked nicely, I will be going to that motherfucking festival.

Speaking of Burlesque Noir, don’t forget about our upcoming show June 9th at Low Spirits. Tickets are still on sale for the low low price of $8. Don’t be a whiny bitch. Come see Duke City Dames Meet Luscious Liberty Ladies!

Alright! Until next time, stay hood my niggaz!

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News!

Posted on April 26, 2010 | Leave a comment

So I am alive. Here’s what’s been going down so far this month. I finally got a temp job. It could be ending soon. Whatevs. I got some money. With that money, I finally got some Sugarpill makeup. Oh how I loves it. Seriously, go to the website and buy as much as you can. I can’t wait to order some more. I’m looking at you Bulletproof,  Midori and those lashes.     Here are two shitty webcam pics of me wearing Love + (red)  and Poison Plum (purple). Picture 233 Picture 232

 

I also got myself a tattoo. Fuck yeah Fight Club tattoo! You envy my awesomeness bitch! GEDC0007

I also bought a cheap digi camera to take that picture since I broke my other camera at my friends wedding. Note to self: don’t clap with a camera. Especially when wearing rings.

OHHH Paul is actually going to start paying me to help out at his shows. I will be videotaping and packing up his stuff. FUCK YEAH MAGICIAN’S ASSISTANT!!!

Burlesque Noir is gearing up for our awesome NY v.s. NM show on June 9th. We will be having  five lovely performers from the great state of New York fighting to the death performing with us and other Duke City lovelies. It’s gonna rock the house. I am working on an extra groovy solo. You can purchase tickets now for $8!. Do it soon because this show is going to sell the fuck out and you do not want to miss me it!

Till then my lovelies!

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